DickDeck™️, or Fascinus Rotatus*, or Skate Dick, or Boner Brigade, or Self portrait in wood.
Supplies of this hand-shaped penis-shaped real-working skateboard deck are very limited, and we’re always making new batches to keep up with demand. Get yours now!
This 7-ply natural-maple-grain deck has a variable girth of approximately 9.5”, a length of 32”, and a 14.25” wheelbase. Comes with griptape applied as shown in the photos. Deck only - does not come with hardware, trucks, or wheels.
Regular vs. Goofy vs. Universal: When standing on the Regular DickDeck™️, the shaft curves to the right like a letter “C”, and the Goofy DickDeck™️ curves left like a backward “C” (so your balls don’t slap your pushing foot). Universal: Everyone can ride a straight one.
But that’s not all! The first 50 orders come with a limited-edition DickDeck™️ Sdicker Pack Sticker Pack for accessorizing with veins, contours, wrinkles, pubes, and a circumcision scar!
Daily Dose of Dickstory:
*Ancient Roman religious and magic practitioners used holy phallic talismans, effigies, charms, and jewelry known as Fascinus to invoke the protective and envy-blocking power of the divine phallus. A Fascinus was thought particularly to ward off evil from children, mainly boys, and from conquering generals. The protective function of the phallus is usually related to the virile and regenerative powers of an erect phallus, though in most cases the emotion, shame, or laughter created by obscenity is the power that diverts the evil eye. The English word fascinate ultimately derives from Latin fascinum and the related verb fascinare, "to use the power of the fascinus", that is, "to practice magic" and hence "to enchant, bewitch". (Wikipedia 2026)
DickDeck™️, or Fascinus Rotatus*, or Skate Dick, or Boner Brigade, or Self portrait in wood.
Supplies of this hand-shaped penis-shaped real-working skateboard deck are very limited, and we’re always making new batches to keep up with demand. Get yours now!
This 7-ply natural-maple-grain deck has a variable girth of approximately 9.5”, a length of 32”, and a 14.25” wheelbase. Comes with griptape applied as shown in the photos. Deck only - does not come with hardware, trucks, or wheels.
Regular vs. Goofy vs. Universal: When standing on the Regular DickDeck™️, the shaft curves to the right like a letter “C”, and the Goofy DickDeck™️ curves left like a backward “C” (so your balls don’t slap your pushing foot). Universal: Everyone can ride a straight one.
But that’s not all! The first 50 orders come with a limited-edition DickDeck™️ Sdicker Pack Sticker Pack for accessorizing with veins, contours, wrinkles, pubes, and a circumcision scar!
Daily Dose of Dickstory:
*Ancient Roman religious and magic practitioners used holy phallic talismans, effigies, charms, and jewelry known as Fascinus to invoke the protective and envy-blocking power of the divine phallus. A Fascinus was thought particularly to ward off evil from children, mainly boys, and from conquering generals. The protective function of the phallus is usually related to the virile and regenerative powers of an erect phallus, though in most cases the emotion, shame, or laughter created by obscenity is the power that diverts the evil eye. The English word fascinate ultimately derives from Latin fascinum and the related verb fascinare, "to use the power of the fascinus", that is, "to practice magic" and hence "to enchant, bewitch". (Wikipedia 2026)